The Woosh of '17

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What was it?
The woosh wasn’t just any ordinary shitpost or copypasta. It was a revolution in the field of memetics, born from the Memehattan Project. It was a long comment created by the current secretary of Hezekstan, Shawn P, that was capable of crashing the schoology app upon loading. We refer to this type of post as a WMSD (Weapon of Mass Schoology Distruction).

When did it happen?
On February 17, 2017 at 8:41 pm, Schoology user Marshal Lee submitted a post to the class “Meme Lords:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” that said “This is what the Internet is”, followed with a whole lot of nothing. 20 minutes later, he realised that he had forgotten the photos, so he followed up with the photos in a post that said “I forgot the photos here they are”, With the user Shawn P. commenting “Whoosh whooosh whooooooooooosh whoosh”, prompting users Zach Michaud and Etho T. to reply with some wooshes. The thread ended with Shawn P. posting The Woosh™.

Why?
The newly formed Hezekstan needed a form of defense. After extensive hours of research, The Woosh™ came into fruition. There were multiple tests, but the one most well known is this incident. It had unintended consequenses and effects, being able to overload a good amount of mobile apps, particularly Schoology. It was deemed too niche in terms of usage, as well as too inhumane and unefficent. The project was scrapped just a coule of months later. There are still some people who use it, but said people are shunned by the Hezekstan Community.